WTF Nascar Edition - Kurt Busch's Ex-Girlfriend is an Assassin

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01/14/2015 at 09:46 • Filed to: nascar, wtfcars, busch

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Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > Moves-Like-Senna
01/14/2015 at 10:05

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She's not an assassin...she's a lobbyist with a penchant for making up stories and she happened to find a dude that was gullible enough to believe them.

It's absolutely hilarious though. I love that his friends were all like 'Dude, you're an idiot' and he's all like 'No, you don't know what I know '.


Kinja'd!!! Axel-Ripper > Moves-Like-Senna
01/14/2015 at 10:18

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You know there are 2 stories about this exact same topic on the front page of Jalopnik at this immediate moment, right?


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > Axel-Ripper
01/14/2015 at 10:26

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Yup, just trying to throw another source. Personally not always the biggest fan of Gawker research and/or copy paste.


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > jariten1781
01/14/2015 at 10:28

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I almost feel sorry for him. He's now the ridicule of the media...


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > Moves-Like-Senna
01/14/2015 at 10:32

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I'm personally not the biggest fan of Gawker, Jalopnik or Kinja, so

Thank you for posting this on our subsite.

When stuff links directly to Jalopnik I just ignore it.

That said, this is a fantastic story and thank you for linking to NPR which boiled it down to its essence, and that essence is hilarious.

Oh, I'm charged with domestic violence... I know, I'll pronounce her an assassin—that'll get the heat off me.


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > jariten1781
01/14/2015 at 10:36

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Is that the truth, she's a lobbyist? Obviously lobbyists have their own brand of 'smart' and most are smarter than the average bear, and it's hilarious^2 that she convinced him of this. He looks like even more of an idiot.

In the end he'll feign total knowledge of it and call it a strategy, but he does seem like a douche who would shout this in public, forever on the public record for people to refer back to.

Ahhh, yeah, Kurt Bush. Wasn't he the feller what dated the James Bond girl?


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > ACESandEIGHTS
01/14/2015 at 10:49

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Yup, she's listed under the "Business Infrastructure and Political Lobby Support" section for her company along with her access to a bunch of Congressional committees.

I just hope they keep digging this hole to China. It's damned golden.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Moves-Like-Senna
01/15/2015 at 02:58

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kurt busch needs to be tested for some serious drugs.